Pig-O-Grams

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs (Phillies AAA) are offering possibly the greatest Valentine’s Day gift ever. One of the Pork Racers (I assume they race at some point during the game) will go to your love’s work or home and deliver a special gift. There are two packages available. Both include 2 tickets to an IronPigs game, 2 pig snouts, and a box of chocolates. You get to choose between a dozen roses or an IronPigs hat and t-shirt.

Questions …
1) Which Pork Racer to pick? How do you begin to choose between Chris P. Bacon, Hambone, and Diggity?
2) Which package to get? The roses or the hat and t?
3) What is the expected reaction to a gift that includes pig snouts?

Sadly, these are only available in Lehigh and Northampton counties. I guess that makes the decision easier about sending one to myself. Hey, maybe that’s why they have the hat and t-shirt option.

Also, it looks like the AAA All-Star game is in Lehigh Valley this year. The fanfest is called Pigapalooza. Can you possibly resist that?