Famous Last Words: ND, Plaxico, Avery

I was thinking about Famous Last Words today and realized it’s fun to make up your own. I found some pretty easy ones from sports in the past week or so.

Notre Dame after Charlie Weis’ 1st year: ‘Great season Charlie. You know that 6-year contract we gave you? Let’s make it 10. We feel like there are a lot of great years ahead of us.’

Plaxico: ‘The elastic in these sweatpants should be a suitable holster for my semi-automatic handgun.’

Sean Avery: ‘Elisha, you should leave your fiance for me. We’ll be together forever. It’s not like he is friends with one of the most famous singers in the world who would write a song about how horrible you are.’