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Top 5 ways to Kill Time at Work
by Dave

5.  Getting Coffee - Sometimes, if you’re really bored, you can just get up and walk really slowly to the coffee maker.  This can shave a good 5 to 10 minutes off the clock.  Carrying papers with you makes you look more official.

4.  Reading the News - CNN is always a nice diversion, and if you get caught, you can  just say you’re keeping up with current events.

3.  Staring straight ahead - If you work at it, you can actually train yourself to shut off your brain and stare at a spreadsheet for long periods of time.  Hours can disappear like seconds.

2.  The Daily Email - chatting it up with friends makes the day more bearable.

1.  Bathroom trips - Nothing is more satisfying than dropping a deuce on the company dime!

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by Kathleen

The teacher’s guide to wasting time at work:

1. Take the long way back to your classroom…no one needs to know you really don’t have to go around the library

2. Stop by the other teacher’s classrooms to talk to gather more resources

3. Make photocopies… Course you’re out of luck when someone volunteers to do em for you

4. Take a few trips to the vending machines…when you’re talking all day, its easy to use getting water as an excuse

5. Draw on the board…I mean um, uh write the homework and some notes for the students ;)

by Mike

5) Internet/Email, this is rare for me at work these days so I can’t get anymore specific. Just checking a few sites is a big deal.
4) Coming up with responses for Fives.
3) Calculating how many more hours I have to work for the week.
2) Looking through my desk calendar, which has nothing in it, planning future vacations that likely won’t happen.
1) Alphabetizing my CD collection. Pretty soon I’m going to expand to a second CD case, that might be a day long project.

by Evan

5. Daily Email
4. CNN.com, orlandosentinel.com, nytimes.com, espn.com
3. Be the dress code nazi
2. Elementary School teachers lounge for free food.
1. Go play with the P.E. class during my planning periods

by Ahad

5. Think of new ways to belittle and berate co-workers. I am talking about the people that I baby-sit on a daily basis, perhaps you have heard me speak of these morons. I am always open to suggestions, so feel free to share.

4. Wandering to the kitchen to get some water. I need to stay hydrated; I can’t start cramping up while trying to crunch some numbers, that would be a disaster. I always run into someone I know in the kitchen, so that helps kill even more time.

3. Zoning out. Like Dave, I am able to stare straight ahead and make it appear as if I am busy while in reality I am doing nothing.

2. Daily Email/Inter-Dis or any other Mike related project. Nothing helps kill time more than finding mistakes in the latest episode of Inter-Dis, or making fun of Dave in the Daily Email.

1. Internet - ESPN.com is a staple of my internet surfing. Checking on my various fantasy teams also falls into this category.

by Matt

5) Going to the water cooler. You never know who I might encounter on the way there, so striking up a conversation wastes more time
4) Talking to the other people in my cube about non-work stuff-sports, tv shows, etc.
3) IM’ing back and forth on Windows Messenger with my friend sitting next to me, or whomever, and in particular, making fun of other people.
2) The Daily E-mail
1) Surfing various internet websites - CNN, ESPN, CBS sportsline, etc.

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