The only rule is you have to have been there yourself, this is not a top 5 “where I want to go”
5. Jackons Hole, WY - Where I was adopted into a family of Bison.
4. Outer Banks, NC - only if you’re in a really big house with lots of people
3. Colorado - The woman flock their like the salmon of Capastrano
2. Ireland - It’s where I learned to drink. That’s like Wayne Gretzky teaching you how to score, Michael Jordan teaching you how to be clutch, or Terrell Owens teaching you how to be a dick.
1. Hawaii - Needs no explanation
I don’t know the distinction between trips, vacations, and places I’ve been, so I’m just going to pick the top 5 places I’ve been regardless of agenda.
5) Yellowstone, Yosemite, Joshua Tree, Olympic NP, Mt. Rainier…I don’t know, I can’t decide. Can I just say National Parks in general?
4) Whistler/Blackcomb Mountains - Skiing and drinking with Canadians. End of description, what more do you need?
3) Couer d’Alene, Idaho - I know, it’s Idaho, but, it’s really nice. That was my favorite place when I drove out to Seattle.
2) Santa Cruz Island (Chanel Islands in So Cal) - It is a gorgeous secluded island. Very rustic, no people, no plumbing, no electricity. Spent a weekend kayaking, hiking, camping AND while I was snorkelling I saw fish, and anenomes, and sea urchins, and bat rays, and A SHARK!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!
1) Maine - Specifically Acadia, it is just gorgeous up there.
The list of places I NEED (want) to go is out of control! Actually, I’m adding that to the 5s.
Places I WANT to go
5) Turkey…Mostly because my new group works with the Turkish gov’t and there is a chance I can be sent there on a business trip
4) Nigeria - I want to go on a safari. I want to see lions and tigers and giraffes running free (See #3). I just like to see things for myself.
3) Antarctica - They have cruises that leave from South America ~Patagonia. I want to see penguins in the wild. I think that would be a totally sweet trip. You can think I’m crazy all you want, I’m doing it!
2) Zion/Bryce/Grand Canyon, Utah/Arizona - The parks are all so close I’m counting it as 1 trip.
1) Cinque Terre, Italy - Sit on a bluff overlooking the Sea, drinking wine, and just chilling out in Italy.