The only rule is you have to have been there yourself, this is not a top 5 “where I want to go”
5. Jackons Hole, WY – Where I was adopted into a family of Bison.
4. Outer Banks, NC - only if you’re in a really big house with lots of people
3. Colorado – The woman flock their like the salmon of Capastrano
2. Ireland – It’s where I learned to drink. That’s like Wayne Gretzky teaching you how to score, Michael Jordan teaching you how to be clutch, or Terrell Owens teaching you how to be a dick.
1. Hawaii – Needs no explanation