April 5, 2009
From philly.com: Cops: Man who didn’t like sandwich attacks fiance
The story goes that his fiance made him a meatball sub. The guy was displeased with the cheese placement. He decided his best course of action was to go after her with a knife.He managed to cut her finger with the knife, requiring 23 stitches. Actually they the finger was ‘almost chopped off.’ He also bit her wrist and wouldn’t let go and she may need surgery for ligament damage.
So a few questions …
Was cheese placement previously discussed?
Did you have the cheese placement discussion with your significant other?
Is this in the things to ask before marriage handbook?
Hod do you like your cheese placed on your meatball sub?
How does a woman with no middle finger place cheese on a meatball sub? The right way.