A solar flare burst into a bar and ordered a corona

When I was sending out the story about the Carrington Super Flare I wanted a funny subject. I figured a quick search for ‘solar flare jokes’ would return too many to choose from. Instead, I found nothing. I attempted to come up with my own. The best I could do was ‘A solar flare burst into a bar and ordered a corona’ which I think is a quality setup but I doubt there is a punchline that could keep up with the opening. Help me out with some good solar flare jokes.